Quote: How I Met Your Mother

Season 1, Episode 4, The Return of the Shirt:

Marshall: 'Oh, my god. Are you alright?'

Lily: 'What happened to you?'

Ted: 'Told the truth, turns out the truth has a mean round house kick.'

Marshall: 'Oh, man.'

Lily: 'Oh, well you did the right thing. I’m proud of you.'

Ted: 'I’m bleeding internally.'